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Like a G8

This entry is part 16 of 16 in the series Political Satire

On 24 March 2014, the world found out that Russia was kicked out of the G8, a forum for the eight leading industrialized countries. Charles’ diligent research reveals what else President Putin has been banned from recently

World Leaders and Lovers

This entry is part 15 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Charles reveals what the leaders of the world are really up to this Valentine’s Day.

Waiting on the “Year of Action”

This entry is part 14 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Charles is excited by Obama’s “Year of Action,” but wishes we’d catch up to North Korea’s space program.

How Is Just Anybody Still Able To Get A Gun?

This entry is part 13 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Charles takes a more serious note this week with the issue of gun control.

A Lesson from London

This entry is part 12 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Charles has had a bit of time to reflect on the recent government shutdown, and finds an important message in the form of a parking ticket in London.

Everything You Need to Know About the Government Shutdown

This entry is part 11 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Worried about the government shutdown? Columnist Charles Blyzniuk has a list of pros and cons for you!

Miss Foreign Country 2014

This entry is part 10 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Charles is back, and he’s scoured the depths of Twitter to bring us some illuminating commentary on last week’s Miss America pageant.

North Korea’s Missle Cry-sis

This entry is part 9 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Charles Blyzniuk is back on the scene after finally getting back from North Korea (something about being stuck in customs or some excuse like that). Now he’s ready to impart some wisdom after being able to sit down for a candid interview with a top-ranking North Korean general.

King of the Dung Pile

This entry is part 8 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Charles Blyzniuk gives us the insider secret into getting some of the best awards in investment banking and finance: royally screw things up.

Charles Goes to The State of the Union

This entry is part 7 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Port Side writer Charles Blyzniuk was lucky enough to get a spot at the State of the Union and get the insider scoop on some celebrities’ reactions to the speech at the after party.

Barack Obama, Part Deux

This entry is part 6 of 16 in the series Political Satire

Barack is back! What does he and Washington have in store for America, other than Beyoncé?

Congratulations, Barack Obama!

This entry is part 5 of 5 in the series Stump Speaking with Charles Blyzniuk

When Barack Obama won re-election a few weeks ago, he received congratulatory phone calls and texts from all sorts of people. The Port Side collected the juiciest, for your enjoyment.

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