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North Korea’s Missle Cry-sis

This entry is part 9 of 9 in the series Political Satire

Charles Blyzniuk is back on the scene after finally getting back from North Korea (something about being stuck in customs or some excuse like that). Now he’s ready to impart some wisdom after being able to sit down for a candid interview with a top-ranking North Korean general.

King of the Dung Pile

This entry is part 8 of 9 in the series Political Satire

Charles Blyzniuk gives us the insider secret into getting some of the best awards in investment banking and finance: royally screw things up.

Charles Goes to The State of the Union

This entry is part 7 of 9 in the series Political Satire

Port Side writer Charles Blyzniuk was lucky enough to get a spot at the State of the Union and get the insider scoop on some celebrities’ reactions to the speech at the after party.

Barack Obama, Part Deux

This entry is part 6 of 9 in the series Political Satire

Barack is back! What does he and Washington have in store for America, other than Beyoncé?

Congratulations, Barack Obama!

This entry is part 4 of 5 in the series Stump Speaking with Charles Blyzniuk

When Barack Obama won re-election a few weeks ago, he received congratulatory phone calls and texts from all sorts of people. The Port Side collected the juiciest, for your enjoyment.

The Odd Id of Voter ID

This entry is part 3 of 5 in the series Stump Speaking with Charles Blyzniuk

Election day is today! And if you haven’t voted, or couldn’t register, there’s someone you can blame. Read more to find out how.

Congressional Rap Race

This entry is part 3 of 5 in the series Stump Speaking with Charles Blyzniuk

In Tennessee, Republican candidate George Flinn is running to take away Democratic incumbent Stephen Cohen’s congressional seat. It was supposed to be an easy win for Cohen, but Flinn has received an unlikely endorsement from Memphis rapper Al Kapone.

Romney’s Taxing Tax Returns

This entry is part 2 of 5 in the series Stump Speaking with Charles Blyzniuk

In the second installment of his humor column, Charles takes on Romney’s tricky tax returns. You might be surprised by the exemptions for which he filed.

Fistful of Follies

This entry is part 1 of 5 in the series Stump Speaking with Charles Blyzniuk

In his first column of the year, Charles takes on Clint Eastwood’s rambling, improvised speech to the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa Bay.

Gingrich Drops, Romney Shops

This entry is part 5 of 9 in the series Political Satire

What is the deal with all of these unnecessary announcements about announcements? Soon news agencies will be announcing about announcements that involve announcements about announcements.

Romney Jumps the Gun

This entry is part 4 of 9 in the series Political Satire

Romney went right for the jugular and began his speech with comments about the general election. He had a crosshair from one of the NRA members’ guns aimed right at President Obama. But wait a minute, Mitt – what about the other two contenders still in the ring with you?

Obamacare: Supreme Court Edition

This entry is part 3 of 9 in the series Political Satire

Just for the record if this health care bout was taken to the basketball courts, President Obama would be breaking ankles all over the place and this dispute would be settled after a 21-0 routing.

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